There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher. Eleven benevolent elephants An artist went to sea to see what he could see at sea to draw, but all the artist saw at… Continue reading »
Nov
24
Nov
23
Vocal Warmups – Day 17
Stupid superstition! Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan. See, see, my beauty will be sav’d by merit. O heresy in fair, fit for these days! A giving… Continue reading »
Nov
22
Vocal Warmups – Day 16
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish. Big blue blisters bleeding badly. If thee and thy folks liked me and my folks Like me and my folks like thee and thy folks Then my… Continue reading »
Nov
19
Vocal Warmups – Day 15
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. SIxty-six shy school masters sailing serenely a ship on a shining sea. Dimpled Dinah danced in dainty dignity down the dunes. FAUSTUS. How am I glutted with conceit of this! Shall I make spirits fetch me what I please, Resolve me of all ambiguities,… Continue reading »
Nov
18
Vocal Warmups – Day 14
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins. I can’t stand rotten writin’ when it’s written rotten. Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves. The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver. Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle. All these examples, which might be multiplied by millions, are cases… Continue reading »
